{"product_id":"picard-inspired-duck","title":"Picard-Inspired Duck","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMake it so. Make it quack.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet Captain Jean-Luc Quackard, commander of the finest vessel in the bathtub fleet. He has a gleaming bald dome, distinguished grey sideburns and a red and black uniform tugged down with the authority of a duck who has given a lot of speeches. His combadge is polished. His posture is impeccable. His beak is, regrettably, still a beak.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe boldly goes where no duck has gone before, which so far is mostly the cup holder. He drinks his tea Earl Grey, hot, and does not appreciate when you put him next to the rubber ducks who keep humming the theme song. When the dashboard gets bumpy, he simply sits taller and orders the crew to engage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3D printed starship captain duck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRed and black uniform with combadge detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBald head with grey sideburns and very serious eyebrows\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural leadership, unnatural beak\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll ducks are 2\" to 3\" in length\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eA stellar pick for Jeep ducking, sci-fi fans and anyone whose desk needs a little command presence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEngage, and quack long and prosper.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Duckland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67967805718710,"sku":"DL-3520894-captain-quackard-duck","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/9422\/2518\/files\/2_45.jpg?v=1793407099","url":"https:\/\/zeroducksgiven.shop\/products\/picard-inspired-duck","provider":"Zero Ducks Given","version":"1.0","type":"link"}