{"product_id":"pterosaur-duck","title":"Pterosaur Duck","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot a dinosaur. Not a duck. Currently in therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor 150 million years the pterosaur ruled the skies while everyone called it a dinosaur. (It's a flying reptile. It will tell you. At length.) Then it saw its reflection in a bathtub, noticed the yellow beak, and the identity crisis hit hard. Now it has the crest of an apex sky-hunter and the urge to say \"quack\" at strangers. Its therapist says it's making progress. Its therapist is also a duck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack and maroon crest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDark wings with red accents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYellow body and beak\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality 3D printed construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect size for dashboards, desks, or dino shelves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll ducks are 2\" to 3\" in length\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a paleontology pedant or just ducking Jeeps like it's the Cretaceous, this one soars. Mostly it floats. It's working on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePterrifically confused. The p is silent; the quack is not.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Zero Ducks Given","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67777344798902,"sku":"AC-P173232183-pterosaur-duck","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/9422\/2518\/files\/pterosaur-b.jpg?v=1792806435","url":"https:\/\/zeroducksgiven.shop\/products\/pterosaur-duck","provider":"Zero Ducks Given","version":"1.0","type":"link"}