Fibby Bestie Duck

Every duck needs a bestie. This one already screenshotted the group chat.

Long blonde hair that has never seen a bad day, a little black top, and a necklace she "just threw on" (forty minutes, three outfit changes). She holds your purse, hypes your selfie, and texts "he's not worth it" before you've finished the sentence. She knows your coffee order, your ex's new partner's middle name, and your good side. It's the left.

Features:

• Long blonde hair
• Black top
• Statement necklace
• Bright orange bill
• High-quality 3D printed construction
• Perfect size for dashboards, desks, or the group-chat shrine
• All ducks are 2" to 3" in length

Whether you're ducking your ride-or-die's Jeep or just need someone to send an eleven-minute voice memo to, she's already typing.

Birds of a feather gossip together.