Pterosaur Duck

Not a dinosaur. Not a duck. Currently in therapy.

For 150 million years the pterosaur ruled the skies while everyone called it a dinosaur. (It's a flying reptile. It will tell you. At length.) Then it saw its reflection in a bathtub, noticed the yellow beak, and the identity crisis hit hard. Now it has the crest of an apex sky-hunter and the urge to say "quack" at strangers. Its therapist says it's making progress. Its therapist is also a duck.

Features:

• Black and maroon crest
• Dark wings with red accents
• Yellow body and beak
• High-quality 3D printed construction
• Perfect size for dashboards, desks, or dino shelves
• All ducks are 2" to 3" in length

Whether you're a paleontology pedant or just ducking Jeeps like it's the Cretaceous, this one soars. Mostly it floats. It's working on it.

Pterrifically confused. The p is silent; the quack is not.